If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
tagged → #lol
hewastheirfriendd:

ASOIAF FANCASTING MEME: 2/11 existing character’s younger versions↳ Henry Cavill as Robert Baratheon             “Robert Baratheon is the King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and the head of House Baratheon of King’s Landing. Robert was crowned king after winning the Rebellion which was named after him and taking the crown from Aerys II Targaryen, his first cousin once removed. Robert fought the war to keep the hand of Lyanna Stark, with the aid of her brother, his close friend, Eddard Stark. Due to Lyanna’s death, however, Robert married Cersei Lannister to ensure political stability.”

hewastheirfriendd:

ASOIAF FANCASTING MEME: 2/11 existing character’s younger versions
↳ Henry Cavill as Robert Baratheon
            
Robert Baratheon is the King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and the head of House Baratheon of King’s Landing. Robert was crowned king after winning the Rebellion which was named after him and taking the crown from Aerys II Targaryen, his first cousin once removed. Robert fought the war to keep the hand of Lyanna Stark, with the aid of her brother, his close friend, Eddard Stark. Due to Lyanna’s death, however, Robert married Cersei Lannister to ensure political stability.”

tagged → #got #baratheon #henry cavill
You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?
tagged → #wowww #got #classics

lady-meera-reed:

Arianne Martell, the Queenmaker.

tagged → #got #martell
Here was one with an air of high nobility such as Aragorn at times revealed, less high perhaps, yet also less incalculable and remote: one of the Kings of Men born into a later time, but touched with the wisdom and sadness of the Eldar Race. He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings.
tagged → #lotr
tagged → #hobbit

Throughout their existence, Elves have been masters of making and using weapons and arms … Even more renowned is the Elven skill at using their fine weapons, be it bow or blade.

tagged → #lotr #hobbit
tagged → #richard armitage

fuchsiacladbastard:

Plot twist: Lady Stoneheart, Arianne Martell, Val, and Jeyne Westerling take the iron throne and form a matriarchal democracy and d&d don’t know what to do

tagged → #got

You know when you just click with someone and it’s just an immediate sort of… and we just got the characters immediately too. Got each other as people and as characters. I think neither one of us being American too, we’ve got a very dry sense of humor. Kind of… inappropriate sense of humor, occasionally.

tagged → #ouat #rumbelle

Rulers of Númenor + Part I

tagged → #silmarillion

"my place is by your side"Game of Thrones sketch | Jorah & Daenerys

"my place is by your side"
Game of Thrones sketch | Jorah & Daenerys

tagged → #got #targaryen #dany x jorah #otp

All things will grow with joy there, if the White Lady comes.
inspired by (x)

tagged → #LOL #me ALL THE TIME

In the last year of the Third Age, Éomer wedded Lothíriel, daughter of Imrahil

tagged → #lotr #eomer x lothiriel