the chronicles of narnia - modern au
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Dir.: Peter Jackson
I’d rather d i e than be with you, Guy of Gisborne. I’m going to marry Robin Hood. I l o v e Robin Hood.
Look upon thy death.
—William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act I, Scene I
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
So this afternoon I finished reading Skybowl by Melanie Rawn, the last book in her Dragon Prince / Dragon Star series. The ending inspired me to fanart, so here is a rough sketch of the clever and cunning Sunrunner High Princess, Sioned.
favorite celebrity meme► [3/5] photoshoots: Jen photographed by Matt Holyoak
They were once Men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them Nine Rings of Power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one, falling into darkness. They are the Nazgûl. Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead.
I didn’t think it would end this way…
When Dothraki are defeated in combat, they cut off their braids so the whole world can see their shame. Khal Drogo has never been defeated. He’s a savage, of course, but one of the finest killers alive. And you will be his Queen.
Klebekah Appreciation Week - Day Two → Favorite Quote
"What is it with you two? You say you hate him but the way you deal with him… it’s so clear. Even when you hate him you still love him."
Rumbelle meme: [2/7] anything you want » Rumbelle + touch
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”
#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM